Friday, December 10, 2010

Comedy Night

Frequently there are comedy shows hosted at the bar.
They are very vulgar and politically incorrect and that's exactly why I think they're hilarious.
So here are a few lines from a few of the comedians.


"all old asian ladies look like yoda"

"my son was crying to me because the kids at school make fun of him that his favourite colour is pink. I asked him what his second favourite colour was and he said "rainbow." So i told him to stick with pink."

"After 15 years of marriage you learn to avoid saying certain things to your wife. Like when she puts on a hat, don't say she looks like Michael Moore."

"my boyfriend and i tried to spice up our sex life by role playing. So we went to a bar and pretended like we didn't know each other and then went home and had the best sex ever. A few days later when I saw him I was gushing how awesome the sex was and asked him how he managed to dress up like two black guys."

"I'm thinking of writing romance novels for all cultures. I had one for Islam and it went something like this...I stared into her sultry eyes, because that's all I could see. Then, as she slowly began to take off her burqua...the house was bombed."