Val's ex-boyfriend is SO WEIRD!

So Val and I were just chatting back and forth on facebook about Korea and our vacation when Scott decided to enlighten us. Scott is Valerie's ex-boyfriend from like 6 years ago and he's just as weird (but not as psychotic) as my ex-boyfriend, Phil, from 6 years ago who recently forged online that I graduated from the same class and highschool as him in New Brunswick (Which I didn't, he's not even the same year OR province as I am). He is also still obsessed with me and is in the military and trying to become (or is?) a cop. I am very scared just thinking about it. Ah, the mis-judgements that go along with being an 18 year old.
MEANWHILE Val's ex-boyfriend Scott is just plain fucking weird and it gives me a good laugh from time to time.
So here's the "wall" convo from facebook:

Me: NORTH KOREA IS FIRING SHIT ON THE SOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i hope this doesn't fuck up our plans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh

Val: WTF? where did you see this? are they firing at the South or just over them into the sea? because they do that all the time...

Val:  p.s. I kinda love how a rogue nation with nuclear capabilities is starting WWIII and our biggest concern is our vacation being interrupted lol.

Me: hahahahhahahahaha i know. so self-centred. fuck i don't care. i wanna see SOME of the world while it's still nice and then after that it's okay with me if humanity blows itself up.

Scott: ya, things are really coming to a head over there. America has sent an aircraft carrier (USS George Washington), along with a pledge of support, over there to conduct exercises with the S Koreans in the yellow sea. This is in addition to th...e 29,000 US troops already there.

China, despite urging for peace and "maximum restraint," has cautioned the US against entering the Chinese part of the sea. Also, they (China) are the key diplomatic and economic benefactor of N Korea. WWIII indeed...

It all started when the south were conducting military exercises on an island in the yellow sea and N Korea shelled them. S Korea has stated that any further attacks against the south will be met with "enormous retaliation."

  



Yeah, I know....