Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Girls Girls Girls

So there's a massive heat wave hitting the city and this is preventing me from doing anything productive with my  day in fear of getting a heat stroke or just laying down on the side walk due to an innate increase in laziness
(heat + intense humidity = inability to function). After a two hour session of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia and reflecting extensively about how the empty shit bar that I work at would be so much more awesome if I worked with people like the people that worked at the empty shit bar on the show, I decided to cruise around on the magical world of the interweb. To my astonishment I made an amazing discovery, a discovery so great I gasped in disbelief at its beauty.
Alas,  the "Girls Girls Girls" series presented by Girl Skateboards. No, i do not skateboard, i went through my "androgynous-aggressive-i don't mind walking around with a few missing teeth and bruised knees" phase a few years ago. Now I'm reaping the benefits of those wonderful years with mild arthritis in my knees. I've developed a super power that allows me to tell whether it's going to rain later that day without even looking at the weather report, and no, it's not with my boobs but with my ACHING KNEES. My super-power did not really come in handy living in Vancouver though.

Alas, without further a due (or is it adue?), i present everyone (meaning myself for future reference) with Girl Skateboard's, "Girls Girls Girls" series.


sigh.